bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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