I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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