I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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