Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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