Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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