I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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