yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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