Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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