wrigley field is MILF paradise
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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