Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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