My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
