Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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