Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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