physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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