She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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