Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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