I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
