Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I cannot find my penis.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
