I got chris browned last night
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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