She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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