My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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