So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
