just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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