operation harelip BJ is a go
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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