listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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