Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
