he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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