i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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