Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
