I got her a Nickelback box set.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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