I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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