That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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