You're completely useless in the revolution.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
