i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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