im about as happy as oj after his trial
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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