I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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