He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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