Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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