She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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