are you still at the devil's house?
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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