I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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