He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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