wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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