You work out of a Hotel?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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