Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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