At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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