i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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