So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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