Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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