About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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