Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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