KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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