Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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