Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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